Dylan

Author's details

Name: Dylan Uremovich
Date registered: November 16, 2009

Biography

Dylan eats babies. Straight up murders them and eats them. If you see him, don't allow him near your babies. He was allowed onto this website as part of a psychiatric work therapy contract. His last reported whereabouts are in Manhattan.

Latest posts

  1. The Most Balls-Shittingly Horrifying Fictional Universe Ever Conceived — April 10, 2012
  2. A Cunt Of A Word (NSFW?) — April 1, 2012
  3. Advertising for your SOUL! — March 24, 2012
  4. Art: The Final Frontier — March 12, 2012
  5. Your Quarter Life Crisis And You — June 18, 2010

Most commented posts

  1. THE WAVE IS IN! — 14 comments
  2. My WTF moment of the morning… — 10 comments
  3. Top Five Alternatives To Having A Large Penis [NSFW] — 10 comments
  4. No More Degrees For Fat People — 8 comments
  5. The Curse of Macbizzle — 8 comments

Author's posts listings

Apr 10 2012

The Most Balls-Shittingly Horrifying Fictional Universe Ever Conceived

All they know how to do is crush your nuts. And they are very, very good at it.

Movies. America’s past-time (fuck off baseball). Sometimes they whisk you away unto a dreamland filled with wonder and your most ardent fantasies (porn). But sometimes we run into cinematic creators who look at the world and see all the horrible things happening: Murder, genocide, rape, slavery, bigotry, Rick Santorum… They see all this and smile …

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Permanent link to this article: http://letstalkaboutstuff.com/2012/04/10/the-most-balls-shittingly-horrifying-fictional-universe-ever-conceived/

Apr 01 2012

A Cunt Of A Word (NSFW?)

Oh no he didn't.

Women hit me a lot and generally I deserve it. I am insensitive, callous, sexist, politically incorrect, and for some reason have a much higher ratio of females to males in my group of friends. In my years of being a nuisance to the opposite sex, there is one word that causes the most rage.

Permanent link to this article: http://letstalkaboutstuff.com/2012/04/01/a-cunt-of-a-word-nsfw/

Mar 24 2012

Advertising for your SOUL!

You have likely seen the work of The Foundation For A Better Life now and again in your daily travels. They have billboards, posters, TV spots, radio spots. They even shave and tattoo slogans onto diseased squirrels and release them into the wild!

Permanent link to this article: http://letstalkaboutstuff.com/2012/03/24/advertising-for-your-soul/

Mar 12 2012

Art: The Final Frontier

Ah yes. Art. Artistic. Artsy fartsy. Laaaaame. Some of you who know me may have heard me say before that I have a hard time considering myself an ‘artist’. I am an ‘actor’, ‘designer’, a ‘person-who-writes-dick-joke-centered-blog-posts’, but artist is a term I shy away from. It’s always been a bone of some contention with me …

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Permanent link to this article: http://letstalkaboutstuff.com/2012/03/12/art-the-final-frontier/

Jun 18 2010

Your Quarter Life Crisis And You

The Future and You

It happened. You’re a twenty-something. You graduated college, or are about to. This is the prime of your life. You look out at the world and infinite possibilities lie in front of you! AND YOU’RE SCARED OUT OF YOUR MIND!

Permanent link to this article: http://letstalkaboutstuff.com/2010/06/18/your-quarter-life-crisis-and-you/

Feb 07 2010

My Favorite Ways to be Unproductive: Webcomic Edition

Will the robot LOVE?!?

If you are like me (or if not like, desperately wish you could be) there are few things more irritating than being expected to do work at work or school. There you are as a receptionist for a company that makes sex robots and your horrifying looking boss with the sticky hands and the bald …

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Permanent link to this article: http://letstalkaboutstuff.com/2010/02/07/my-favorite-ways-to-be-unproductive-webcomic-edition/

Jan 23 2010

Fads of the 00s: Google Wave

The Death of E-mail's Successor

Remember back when Google Wave was the coolest shit in the whole world. Sherman, set the wayback machine for November and lets remember the little collaboration program that never was. Now those of you who are reading this who are sad, pathetic, computer nerds probably screamed like a little girl the day you got your …

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Permanent link to this article: http://letstalkaboutstuff.com/2010/01/23/fads-of-the-00s-google-wave/

Jan 23 2010

The Curse of Macbizzle

The Scottish Play The Scottish Business The Comedy of Glamis The Unmentionable Mackers The Bard’s Play Or just The Play. But just don’t call it Macbeth… oh fuck. THAT’S WHAT HAPPENS DUDE! THAT’S WHAT HAPPENS!

Permanent link to this article: http://letstalkaboutstuff.com/2010/01/23/the-curse-of-macbizzle/

Jan 21 2010

And by the way, you sulky brat, the answer is “TO BE!”

Oh Canada. Canada has a long, wonderful history of providing America with things it could never live without. Mike Myers… Hockey…. Bacon (the canadian type)… Today I would like to shed a light on my new favorite Canadian export, the Canadian TV show Slings & Arrows. The show follows the hilarity, drama and intrigue surrounding …

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Permanent link to this article: http://letstalkaboutstuff.com/2010/01/21/and-by-the-way-you-sulky-brat-the-answer-is-to-be/

Dec 14 2009

Update about Updates

Greetings all! More posts coming from me soonish. My computer decided that it wanted a change and ate my windows installation. I’ve spent the last few days trying to get it fixed and now I have my netbook back again. Any idea how much of a pain it is to reinstall a computer without a …

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Permanent link to this article: http://letstalkaboutstuff.com/2009/12/14/update-about-updates/

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