Ok. So this guy is crazy.
No, not the lovable ginger two posts below me. I speak of Alex Jones – Conspiracy theorist.
Because where I worked this summer is filled with crazy people (read: entertainment professionals), I spent 4 hours a day listening to Alex Jones’ radio show. To give you an example of the crazy, the man pauses every ten minutes to put on his (self-recorded) commercials pushing canned food for the apocalypse, free guns and shooting lessons (actually, totally down for this), his movies (THE OBAMA DECEPTION!), and then going back to his news stories about debunking 9/11. Well at least he hates liberals and conservatives equally right? Sort of. Crazy Sauce McGee refers to him as a paleoconservative… which I refuse to look up, but I have decided is a Republican dinosaur.
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Generally, crazy sauce man talks about the New World Order (the secret shadow government that rules the world and eats your babies). A few weeks of listening to his alarmist craziness and you too may lock yourself in your basement with a loaded shotgun, only your underwear on, and three hundred cans of spaghetti-o’s. I can tell you that after a few weeks I was truly fearing for the lives of my children… and I don’t have children.
But maybe I shouldn’t judge the man. I gather my news primarily from Twitter and the Daily Show. Maybe I don’t know what is going on. Maybe Obama just ate my babies.
I leave the choice to you.
–Dylan
3 comments
Alex
November 16, 2009 at 11:42 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
The question America poses is, “would you have a beer with a paleoconservative?”
Dylan
November 16, 2009 at 12:50 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Second
Dylan
November 16, 2009 at 11:35 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I don’t know if I’d want to drink with a paleoconservative… mostly because dinosaurs eat human flesh. And I’m pretty sure I have that covering my body.